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Jokes

Ok...we admit it. We love musician jokes, too. Here are some of our favorites! Got any great clean jokes? Send them to us!

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and faster.
How can you tell when there's a chick singer at your front door?
She can't find her key and doesn't know where to come in.
How do you know when there's a banjo player at your door?
His hat says "Domino's".

Quote: Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
5, 1 to change the bulb and 4 to hold the lead guitarist out of the light.
What kind of calendar does a musician use for his gigs?
"Year-at-a-glance"!
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer!

 
 

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